Short Funny Jokes

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?A: Shoot her again. Q: What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it! Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Q: What is the difference between a