Little Johny Jokes

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."Johnny replied, "I don't have it.""Why not?" His father asked."My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."Little Johnny came running into the house