Santa Banta Jokes

Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finallywrites a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mothertongue.?Santa: Very long!