Graffiti

• Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough• I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me • All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a