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• Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough• I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me • All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a

The Best of Jerry Seinfeld

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. You know you're