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Some Very IMP Facts About Balayya.
Please don't get hurt if you are balayya's fan...... Enjoy
1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.
Say I love u in 191 Languages
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Ah'bik [to a woman]
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Assyrian : Kedamtookh brikhta
Bamougoum: Guo me ye te
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Basque: Maite zaitut
Belarussian: Ya tabe kahayu
Bemba: Nalikutemwa
Bengali : Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi
Bosnia: Volim te
Bulgarian: Obicham te
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Catalan : T'estimo
Cheyenne: Ne mohotatse
Cornish: My a'th kar
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Ti tengu cara [to a woman]
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Croatian: Ja te volim
Czech: Miluji tě
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Dutch: Ik hou van jou
English: I love you
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Ethiopian: Afgreki'
Faroese : Eg elski teg
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Finnish: Minä rakastan sinua
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German: Ich liebe Dich
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Gujarati : Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
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Ani ohev otach [man to a woman]
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Irish : Taim i' ngra leat
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Borng Srorlanh Oun [to a woman]
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Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo
Kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem
Lao : Koi hak jao
Latin : Te amo
Latvian : Es tevi milu
Lebanese : Bahibak
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Macedonian : Te sakam
Malayalam : Njan ninne premikkunnu
Malaysian : Saya cintakan mu
Maltese : Inhobbok
Mandarin : Wo ai ni
Mohawk : Kanbhik
Maori : Kei te aroha au i a koe
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Moroccan : Kanhebek
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Norwegian : Jeg elsker deg
Persian :Man ashegheto hastam
Pilipino : Mahal kita
Polish : Kocham Cie
Portuguese : Amo-te
Punjabi : Mai taunu pyar karda
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Russian : Ya tyebya lyublyu
Samoan : Ou te alofa ia te oe
Serbian : Volim te
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Sioux : Techihhila
Slovak : Milujem Ťa
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Somalian: Waan ku gealahay
Sotho : Ke a o rata
Spanish : Te amo
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Swedish: Jag älskar dig
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Phom rak khun [to a woman]
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Ang ew aim [to a woman]
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Yiddish : Ikh hob dikh lib
Yoruba : Mo ni fe
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Heart Full Love Proposal Quotes
You are the most wonderful man I have ever met.
You light up my life and I am always complete and happy -
when I am by your side.
I will love you forever.
You put a smile in my heart.
You light up my life and I am always complete and happy -
when I am by your side.
I will love you forever.
You put a smile in my heart.
Happy Valantine's Day!
Love Failure Quotes in Telugu
నా గుండెకి చెప్పాను నువ్వు గుర్తోచినప్పుడే స్పందించమని.
నా కోసం నీవున్నావన్న భ్రమలో నే వేచి ఉంటా.
Nammakamaina sneahaniki chupulatho, maatalatoe paniledadu.
Naa gundeki cheppaanu nuvvu gurthochinappude spandinchamani.
Naa kosam neevunnaavanna bhramalo ne vechi vunta.
Love with Friendship
ప్రేమ ఎప్పుడు పుడుతుంది
మనషు దగ్గర ఐనప్పుడు
మనుషు ఎప్పుడు దగ్గర అవుతుంది
మనిషి కి మనిషి దగ్గర ఐనప్పుడు
మనిషి కి మనిషి ఎప్పుడు దగ్గర అవుతాడు
మనసు లో స్నేహం చుగురించి నప్పుడు.
మనషు దగ్గర ఐనప్పుడు
మనుషు ఎప్పుడు దగ్గర అవుతుంది
మనిషి కి మనిషి దగ్గర ఐనప్పుడు
మనిషి కి మనిషి ఎప్పుడు దగ్గర అవుతాడు
మనసు లో స్నేహం చుగురించి నప్పుడు.
Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu
manishi ki manishi eppudu daggara avutadu
manasu lo sneham chugurinchi nappudu
manasu lo sneham chugurinchi nappudu
A Foolish and Wise Men
A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Romantic Love Quote
Love is a burning desire,
That makes your heart light on fire,
Love is being with you,
Someone saying I love you too,
Love is your tender kiss,
Something you don't want to miss,
Love is you and me,
And that is all I see.
That makes your heart light on fire,
Love is being with you,
Someone saying I love you too,
Love is your tender kiss,
Something you don't want to miss,
Love is you and me,
And that is all I see.
Romantic Quotations
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful;
She is beautiful because you love her.
Love Proposal Quotes
So many times I thought
I would never find
someone to love me
someone to love me
the way I needed to be loved.
Then you came into my life
and showed me what true love really is!
and showed me what true love really is!
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