Funny New Year Cards, Funny New Year Resolutions

Celebrate this new year in a fun way to fill hearts of many people with humor, fun and entertainment. Explore more stuff on funny new year cards to share smiles with the World. Funny pictures, resolutions, wishes, jokes, quotes, .......... all make great stuff for fun readers who look for funny stuff on internet.

New Year Friends Cards, New Year Wishes to Friends

We all have one or many friends in our life who are like angel when we are in pain. Life without friends looks boring because friendship add the spice of fun and group laughter. We would like to inroduce some brilliant greetings for your buddies in the form of new year friends cards making your friendship strong, loving and joyfull.

Holiday Season Quotes - Christmas Quotes

The Holidys season comes once in a year and why not cherish this seaoson with best quotes. Herein I am posting best love, romantic, funny and motivational quotes for christmas, new year and holiday season.

1. At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
2. Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
3. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
4. Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
5. I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
6. There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
7. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
8. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up : they have no holidays
9. Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
10. "The most important part about Christmas is the first six letters."
11. Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

Wish you happy holidas season with unforgetable christmas and new year.

Cheesy Banat Christmas Text Messages

Here's another compilation of the Matinding Banat text messages.. they're kinda similar to the cheesy pick-up lines. But these are still very popular today and they're fun to send to your friends and even loved ones this Christmas and New Year. For NEW CHRISTMAS QUOTES, CLICK HERE.

1. boy: parol kba? girl: bkt? boy: kse all these years ikaw pa rin ang nksabit sa puso ko..

2.boy: candy cane ka ba? girl: bakit naman? boy: kasi pag nakikita kita, i always want to lick you. :p

3.matinding banat: "bakit ako malulungkot kung single ako't malamig ang Pasko ko... kung marami namang taken na gusto ako..."

4. boy: miss, nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis? girl: bkt nmn? boy: pag ngumiti ka kasi, may spark.. have a cheeezzzy new year!

5. girl: anong gusto mong gift this christmas? boy: relo. girl: may relo ka pa nmn ah.. boy: eh kasi sinira m relo ko eh.. girl: ha? pano k sinira? boy: tuwing kasama kasi kita, tumitigil ang oras ko. :)

6. boy: anong gagawin mo this christmas? girl: wala naman.. party lng.. ikaw? boy: ganun pa rin.. ..mamahalin ka. yihee! sobrang cheezy talaga!

7. boy: alam mo ba noong bata ako naniniwala ako sa pagsasabit ng medyas tuwing pasko. girl: talaga??? bkt naman? boy: oo naniniwala ako. kasi noon gusto ko ng laruan tapos paggising ko may laman ng laruan yung medyas ko. tapos nung isa pa, sapatos naman. paggising ko ulit meron na. kaya lang ngayn, mukhang mahihirapan ako magsabit ng medyas... girl: bakit naman??? boy: wala kasing medyas n kasing laki mo eh, para paggising ko sa kin ka na.

8.boy: alam mo andami m yatang kinain nung noche buena.. parang tumataba ka.. bumibilog.. at unti-unting.. nagiging mundo ko.. :) girl: alam mo para ka namang araw.. dahil sa'yo lang umiikot ang mundo ko. dobleng cheeeezy!

Thanks for loving the first banat series. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Matinding Banat - Part 1 is HERE.

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Want to Win the 2010 Starbucks Planner - Maver's Starbucks Planner Palooza

My Entry:

If you were a Starbucks drink, what would you be and why?

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If I were a Starbucks drink, I would be the highly indulgent Dark Cherry Mocha Frappucino Blended Coffee. It is a concoction of the well-known Mocha Frappucino infused with rich cherry flavor and has bits of bittersweet dark chocolate. Yum! It is part of Starbucks’ Holiday Season Line-up so it is only offered once a year. I chose the Dark Cherry Mocha Frappe not only because I have a sweet tooth but also because I am similar to the drink in the sense that hidden beneath the normalcy is a multi dimensional person. I love things that stimulate me spiritually and intellectually, at the same time I am a sucker for crazy funny and shallow earthly things—seems like a bizarre mix, yeah, but it is a note-perfect combination just like the Dark Cherry Mocha Frappe.
This drink would definitely go well with the cherry planner. heh. :)

If you want to WIN the Most Coveted 2010 Starbucks Planner, visit Maver's site: http://maver.wifespeaks.com/2009/12/mavers-starbucks-planner-palooza.html

Superbong

The mechanics are simple:

1. Answer this question on your blog: If you were a Starbucks drink, what would you be and why? And go visit this site for more information: MAVER'S STARBUCKS PLANNER PALOOZA...

2. Deadline for entries is at 11:59 pm of December 12, 2009 (Philippine time)

I hope you would share this with everyone! Happy Holidays!

Christmas Giveaways!

Christmas is fast approaching and Shop N' Chomp is giving away lots of freebies for all of us. :) Contest is open to everyone and you do not need to have a blog to join. The mechanics are really easy too!

Prizes include:

* Tsumori Chisato 2010 calendar book
* Limited Edition Tsumori Chisato for Shu Uemura mirror with pouch
* Handmade gold leaf stud earrings
* Various sheet masks
* 2 boxes of Revlon Runway Collection artificial nails

and more surprise goodies!

Visit Shop N' Chomp for more details.
Contest ends on Christmas Day 12AM PST December 25, 2009.

Win P500 Gift Certificates or $10

Living Life to the Fullest is giving away two P500 Gift Certificate of your choice (any store that sells gift certificates, name it and they will deliver it to you). These Gift Certificates are applicable for people in Metro Manila only, if you live in the provinces or abroad they will give you $10 through your paypal account instead.

Visit Living Life to the Fullest for more details about their contest.
Contest ends December 15, 2009.